Humorous Slander Sundays(420 edition)

at victim: You need to go back to kindergarten, mofo!

victim: Why?

at Victim: Because you need to learn to share cracker ass mother fuckers!

victim: that was mean I’m nice give me back my things, i can share i just need em right now that i see your about to use them!

at victim: See mother fucker you need to go back to kindergarten, then re-learn social sciences, I.D.G.A.F.! Now let me hit this bong and then you can have it! *pimp-handing the child depending on age is always recommended past 18, or as some people call it “Slapping the fire out your mouth mother fucker(note all fire in reference to cannabis is a nice bitch[note:continuous notes are not funny don’t laugh ya dank smelling poorly wrapped mummy. Wait a minute, pizza?{note:I’m kinda hungry even though i cooked my own supper}])”*

Victim: Clearly you have a point, but uh that knife looks sharp and I want you to have a pizza so i phoned for one the police said they will stop surrounding the building as soon as you eat and sleep!

 

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Published by: mitch fourtwenty

I write fiction, do street art, used to paint trains but that's really hard when your old, they just always seemed so dull and NY had better trains then we did with more color so i always liked throwing paint at my trains, I have one main blog which is my idea board which you are probably free to steel from just don't let me catch you with my more professional lawyers, I was depressed at one point in life because people kept pointing out i was different then them thanks, I guess i am, I don't fit in anywhere particular but I'm pretty happy because it seems like instead i fit in everywhere. I occasionally use grape vines to talk at some people, which are slow but un hack-able, I'm also my own medical researcher and a host of other nifty job titles i don't mind doing for myself it makes me happier each day! I am intelligent to the point where i'm hyper curious about things so i tend to ask alot of question about stuff if peole dont piss on me for having the super human ability of curiosity which keeps me learning despite a system that turned its back on me long ago, I still survive and write, one day i might go public but considering I'm probably wanted in my home town and don't even know it because i never got caught i don't often clue people in on who i am on earth, on the inter webs. while i have many masks that may seems scary even to some people I'm genuinely just a man making his community a better place to live for everyone he talks to that ever had a sad story who erased my metal ass face? I liked my metal face?

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