The day i tried to turn myself in for hacking the planet’s minds

I walked into my local sheriffs office that day, I said

“it was me I am the one who shocked the system structure to gain access to society, I didn’t cause any more than a bit of harm to their own fragile minds, I would never harm their bodies and they have a chance to recover from their madness but i noticed a lack of leaders which was vital to this plan so now I’m wondering did i commit a crime agianst timing the universe has set out?”

The guy at the front desk laughed and said

“look guy frankly we are to busy trying to deal with rapists, murders, thieves, and what not to ever have to deal with you while it may seem like it now, at least someone is trying to get through to these brain dead morons”

I replied

“Well why does nothing seem to get better? this is exactly why I started hacking the planet in the first place”

the cop sighed and it was at this point i realized he was a honest cop taped like myself he said

“we tried but there’s just too many bad apples to see the forest for the trees and its our own fault”

I pondered it for a second! then this for a second and asked

 

“Sure you can’t arrest me i even put a economic hit out on some very bad people they will have to reorganize before they can earn money semi honestly again, but if it where up to me they would be doing good honest hard work and be forced to train for it first rather than getting their job at the parole office like most people do in a trade”

The cop went back to laughing a bit uncontrollably and turned red an said

“well its seems like your kinda doing our jobs for us, and have one of those heads that smart enough to get by on your own and make the world a brighter place for all of us keep up the good work”

Needless to say after the last answer i have never left a conversation more confused

 

the end

 

 

 

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Published by: mitch fourtwenty

I write fiction, do street art, used to paint trains but that's really hard when your old, they just always seemed so dull and NY had better trains then we did with more color so i always liked throwing paint at my trains, I have one main blog which is my idea board which you are probably free to steel from just don't let me catch you with my more professional lawyers, I was depressed at one point in life because people kept pointing out i was different then them thanks, I guess i am, I don't fit in anywhere particular but I'm pretty happy because it seems like instead i fit in everywhere. I occasionally use grape vines to talk at some people, which are slow but un hack-able, I'm also my own medical researcher and a host of other nifty job titles i don't mind doing for myself it makes me happier each day! I am intelligent to the point where i'm hyper curious about things so i tend to ask alot of question about stuff if peole dont piss on me for having the super human ability of curiosity which keeps me learning despite a system that turned its back on me long ago, I still survive and write, one day i might go public but considering I'm probably wanted in my home town and don't even know it because i never got caught i don't often clue people in on who i am on earth, on the inter webs. while i have many masks that may seems scary even to some people I'm genuinely just a man making his community a better place to live for everyone he talks to that ever had a sad story who erased my metal ass face? I liked my metal face?

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