I really like slayer I’m tired AF as your kid you had while in grade 8 says so this shits in point form fallowed by incoherent rambling about proteins in my brains named after I can only assume a women who give people Alzheimer’s disease because she is a woman and evil if you have no interest in point form bullshit move along and for ever prove me right girls don’t like slayer and they cant laugh at themselves because they are usually in there natural state of getting over themselves while trying not to trip on their own damn feet while faking math and science skills until they can land a husband cough cough females in the Uvic science department who aren’t Asian and if anyone from Uvic whines about that now none factual fact I will come to your university and trigger everyone’s funny bone and no one will finish their homework on time and you’ll have to pay your janitors extras to clean up all mess right now your account is tabulating the cost of that vs the benifit of extra tuition fees quickly ate up by law suits from up happy rich kids who slacked of listening to my jokes all day and no one told them they should be in class so even tho it their own damn fault we joe public are still responsible some how, Hey I’m trying to get wheel chair ramps for bi-polar people assholes we can walk but we need more building accessibility please and thank you like rubber rooms with rubberized 60inch plexiglass protection for the TV right behind it so we can be entertained away from all you damn assholes that want to poke us with sticks when we are grumpy until we attack you and then its like Russian roulette do the cops show up in time to pull us off your ignorant ass or do you get beaten to death in a fucking rage you asked to be hand delivered to your noggin and you didn’t even say please so you’re lucky you even fucking got that dick.
hey did i mention their was going to be a long rant before the list of non scientific evidence that should just be accepted as absolute truth because someone said it on the internet and we all know that shits all true even the part about Satan having gay butt sex with Hitler while Mohammad and Jesus watched in the corner because you know being gay is wrong Mohammad and Jesus, are you know proper dudes who would never engage in actual but sex with Satan and Hitler but watching is OK, yet they refuse to tell feminist that about pron watching a girl getting choked by having a dick stuffed down her throat until it disappears isn’t wrong. hey did i tell you the one about the fussy french programmer who said he could use the word naked in his game but I sure couldn’t, and i can only have a team named the Seattle sluts on ps4 because on PC that would be a bad word MMMMMMMMMkay? now one with absolutely no point
A) never been to a slayer show and despite the title of this blog post due to this fact I’m sure out there some where in the big wide world where I am told human roam there are in absolute flesh and guts, women who like slayer.
B) out of the the droves of women I do know and have met I can assure you absolutely every last one of them hates slayer even the ones who like some metal because some looser dressed it up in pretty pink flowers and took all the thrash out. My step sister made her babies daddy give up listening to slayer like literally threaten to stop dating him if he and his friends couldn’t stop listening to slayer and doing cool shit on mountain bikes.
C) I like slayer so much during the day time when I sleep it my white noise at a good 100 decibels. it drowns out so much noise city people create living their often fruitless existences. Even drowns out the girl stomping from up stairs, who likes to keep me and the room mate and the other neighbors up until at least 1 am then wakes some of use up again around 4, 6, and some times and bonus 7 o’clock in the morning too but she sure don’t like slayer I’m pretty sure it’s because the drumming of dave lombardo is so fucking fantastic all the the brains cells in your brains start banging their little nucleus against the cell wall and the kind of women who don’t like slayer don’t like being remind they have a brain and should fucking use it.
I rest my case for stereo typing dem bitches as slayer haters in general, I’m off to lay back and let my brain cells be massaged into sleepy time land built inside of a giant fortress of fucking metal with huge ass spike and ramparts and some fucking dragons inside a pocket dimension I built out of some pocket lint because I’m so tired I only just misspelled pocket wrong 8 times in the writing of one sentence. it’s not a big deal it just means I’m gonna get Alzheimer’s disease because some stank as science bitch named amy liod wont get the fuck outta my head boy bet she regrets naming that protein after herself unless it was the discovers enemy in which case good job namer of amyliod protein she will for ever be known as the bitch that gave me god’s greatest gift when you’ve live a hard life and got old by mistake forgetting about it hmm maybe this isn’t working out so well for you or is it? haha
I think the important thing is thanks to slayer i can sleep and that pisses off at least 5 people hopefully more right now a lot of people hate it when i get sleep and would sooner see me never get un interrupted sleep well to bad slayer made enough albums i can get 8 hours a day in every day no matter how much it pisses people off that I’m getting some good sleeps with out drinking I’ll save the drinking for proper uses like getting drunk and having fun now get the fuck outta my house I’m turning the music up and going to sleep