Look spell check we both know that’s one damn unorthodox way to use the upper and lower case alphabet and right now some by the book English major just shit their pants  producing a full pallet worth of bricks in their pants but I spelled them bitches right! ha after type that sentence it un-redlined sUCKS for the title only. ha if this wasn’t here the first line wouldn’t be retentive but this is just general commentary on spell check sucking donkey dong and never being able to make up its mind. but actually has nothing to do with the crappy robot some asshole is trying to sell clearly we are in trouble if robot design doesn’t shape up. The title is intentional laziness facilitated by I like the way it looks and a little of having caps lock on while typing it.

“The fact that first line was even written says it all your robot sucks. Now I don’t claim to have a better robot but I assure you this one sucks I would like a new one that doesn’t suck and doesn’t sound like the 60 year old lady behind burger king whose been smoking for 70 years and sells hand jobs for $3 or 3 4 $5, that no ones buying incidentally because home hardware sells sand paper for 60 some cents a sheet.

For fuck sake it can sign me to sleep but at the same time it doesn’t have the cool rocket booster backpack, and laser beam eyes, it’s mouth is not the display of a oscilloscope which is just fucking lame, and where the fuck is the kung fu grip. it doesn’t even have tiny tesla coil ears wtf? to top it off it sucks at spell checking about as much as I suck at spelling. How the hell am I suppose to dominate other planets rocking this piece of shit it doesn’t even come with optional chest mounted rocket packs could this thing even hurl a space rock at a planet?




For fucking tiny baby Jesus’s sake hopefully they at least keep the really cool plasma matrix brain domes.



Published by: mitch fourtwenty

I write fiction, do street art, used to paint trains but that's really hard when your old, they just always seemed so dull and NY had better trains then we did with more color so i always liked throwing paint at my trains, I have one main blog which is my idea board which you are probably free to steel from just don't let me catch you with my more professional lawyers, I was depressed at one point in life because people kept pointing out i was different then them thanks, I guess i am, I don't fit in anywhere particular but I'm pretty happy because it seems like instead i fit in everywhere. I occasionally use grape vines to talk at some people, which are slow but un hack-able, I'm also my own medical researcher and a host of other nifty job titles i don't mind doing for myself it makes me happier each day! I am intelligent to the point where i'm hyper curious about things so i tend to ask alot of question about stuff if peole dont piss on me for having the super human ability of curiosity which keeps me learning despite a system that turned its back on me long ago, I still survive and write, one day i might go public but considering I'm probably wanted in my home town and don't even know it because i never got caught i don't often clue people in on who i am on earth, on the inter webs. while i have many masks that may seems scary even to some people I'm genuinely just a man making his community a better place to live for everyone he talks to that ever had a sad story who erased my metal ass face? I liked my metal face?

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