Look spell check we both know that’s one damn unorthodox way to use the upper and lower case alphabet and right now some by the book English major just shit their pants producing a full pallet worth of bricks in their pants but I spelled them bitches right! ha after type that sentence it un-redlined sUCKS for the title only. ha if this wasn’t here the first line wouldn’t be retentive but this is just general commentary on spell check sucking donkey dong and never being able to make up its mind. but actually has nothing to do with the crappy robot some asshole is trying to sell clearly we are in trouble if robot design doesn’t shape up. The title is intentional laziness facilitated by I like the way it looks and a little of having caps lock on while typing it.
“The fact that first line was even written says it all your robot sucks. Now I don’t claim to have a better robot but I assure you this one sucks I would like a new one that doesn’t suck and doesn’t sound like the 60 year old lady behind burger king whose been smoking for 70 years and sells hand jobs for $3 or 3 4 $5, that no ones buying incidentally because home hardware sells sand paper for 60 some cents a sheet.
For fuck sake it can sign me to sleep but at the same time it doesn’t have the cool rocket booster backpack, and laser beam eyes, it’s mouth is not the display of a oscilloscope which is just fucking lame, and where the fuck is the kung fu grip. it doesn’t even have tiny tesla coil ears wtf? to top it off it sucks at spell checking about as much as I suck at spelling. How the hell am I suppose to dominate other planets rocking this piece of shit it doesn’t even come with optional chest mounted rocket packs could this thing even hurl a space rock at a planet?
WTF IS THIS SALESMAN TRYING TO SELL ME? ”
For fucking tiny baby Jesus’s sake hopefully they at least keep the really cool plasma matrix brain domes.