You never know what a bender holds the been aboslutely shit faced for two straight days and have been aquireing the money insted of drinking it(what seperates the drunken masters from people who actually have a problem). See the key to a good bender is to have the kind of respect only afforded to the truly respectable and there fore you dont pay for your benders boyfriends or people resideing in the region of a ven diagram instecting frienship and wanting to fuck pay for that shit because thats how it goes. One a sacle of one to ten i’m on elevn and pissing from the crowd on all the tens. Now if you’ll excuse me i’am gonna go do stuff r kellycant get away with. oh and smile if you cant hang. Fuck face because if you dont shits getting ugly and it wont be long before i throw salty piss on the the wounds and step on em.
Btw how come i have terrorist as law enforcement in canada? someone want to explain that with a straight face. why arent heads rolling in full public disply these treasonous rcmp officers are terrorists and last time i checked that was still a serious crime.
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Long live decentralized disinfranchized mofos no i dont mean your blue collar white collar crowds we dont like collars they fuck you over in a fight anyway.