The bender

You never know what a bender holds the been aboslutely shit faced for two straight days and have been aquireing the money insted of drinking it(what seperates the drunken masters from people who actually have a problem). See the key to a good bender is to have the kind of respect only afforded to the truly respectable and there fore you dont pay for your benders boyfriends or people resideing in the region of a  ven diagram instecting frienship and wanting to fuck pay for that shit because thats how it goes. One a sacle of one to ten i’m on elevn and pissing from the crowd on all the tens. Now if you’ll excuse me i’am gonna go do stuff r kellycant get away with. oh and smile if you cant hang. Fuck face because if you dont shits getting ugly and it wont be long before i throw salty piss on the the wounds and step on em.


Btw how come i have terrorist as law enforcement in canada?  someone want to explain that with a straight face. why arent heads rolling in full public disply these treasonous rcmp officers are terrorists and last time i checked that was still a serious crime.

Bonus content brought to you by your mom’s boyfriend any news story generated from this bender are subject to %50 percent total take on add revenue and subject to further taxation by your goverments which you will also agree to pay by running any bender related crime stories involving this drunk asshole(you live in age where we get paid for content creation.. If any people get robbed you had it coming, and yup you only have yourselves to blame fucking scum.


Long live decentralized disinfranchized mofos no i dont mean your blue collar white collar crowds we dont like collars they fuck you over in a fight anyway.







Published by: mitch fourtwenty

I write fiction, do street art, used to paint trains but that's really hard when your old, they just always seemed so dull and NY had better trains then we did with more color so i always liked throwing paint at my trains, I have one main blog which is my idea board which you are probably free to steel from just don't let me catch you with my more professional lawyers, I was depressed at one point in life because people kept pointing out i was different then them thanks, I guess i am, I don't fit in anywhere particular but I'm pretty happy because it seems like instead i fit in everywhere. I occasionally use grape vines to talk at some people, which are slow but un hack-able, I'm also my own medical researcher and a host of other nifty job titles i don't mind doing for myself it makes me happier each day! I am intelligent to the point where i'm hyper curious about things so i tend to ask alot of question about stuff if peole dont piss on me for having the super human ability of curiosity which keeps me learning despite a system that turned its back on me long ago, I still survive and write, one day i might go public but considering I'm probably wanted in my home town and don't even know it because i never got caught i don't often clue people in on who i am on earth, on the inter webs. while i have many masks that may seems scary even to some people I'm genuinely just a man making his community a better place to live for everyone he talks to that ever had a sad story who erased my metal ass face? I liked my metal face?

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