“Looking for me?
Nope I’m looking for myself.
Are you sure?
Yes I’m sure, don’t look into these eyes.
Ok, ok I will believe you, what do you need?
Hmmm, I don’t usually ponder what I need it just comes to me when I need it!
So you are set is what you are saying?
For life, you can place money on that.
So you need money?
Not really, I work to hard to have a need for money.
Well, fuck man we can’t even understand you any more!
I know isn’t it wonderful, in the way Awesome should be used as if your jaw just dropped to the floor at the profound realization that your knees are buckling too!
Shit what the fuck is this place, why have you summoned us?
I just wanted to say good bye, you’re just my imagination, separate for reality that i talk to in those times when I like to invent new things. If you where real we’d all be in a board room and I’d be breaking your skulls for not being ruthless enough, now fuck off!