The new, new testament!

Believe in me for the delusion shall be comfort! it shall be like a warm blanket while your husband gives you the rod. If ye flee from the wrathful husband seek salvation with the army who will tell you of my plan and that plan is to go back to your abusive marriage. Should the marriage be lost to the wicked needs of the woman cast her out from her community make her feel as if she is the abused and have her declared insane for leaving such an abusive example of a man for it is my word the as the lord! Book of bull verse one chapter one

Should life on earth treat you wrongly do not seek justice instead believe in me and my plan for my plan is sadistic and i am a cruel daddy to humanity indeed! if a child starves in africa horde food in the nations of the west and do not share with the poor. Make it illegal to be poor, wander or travel! build tiny communities and wall yourselves in. By all means inter tribal warfare amongst the humans in my name is not only what i want i encourage it. Book of bull verse two chapter one

If your children are atractive it is up to the father to best pimp his daughters out, on the corner to the highest bider. If his daughter is above a 9 on the scale she must be pimped in the finest of clubs and hotels. If your daughter comes unto you accept a blow job and only penetrate her ass! For it is my priest that will have the nether regions, so they may breed bastards for a holy war against those opposed to my tyranny on earth. should no suitable husband be found putting ones daughter to work on the corner by age 30 put her to death by shame and call her a slut till she kills herself! Book of bull verse three chapter one

As a man it is your job to father children out of marriage and shrug off all responsibilities to the child, leave him only with a copy of the king james bible to confuse them and prepare them for the coming holy war. It is only right to give a bastard a sword as the children with your wife shall be men, and carry on in your grand work of over populating the planet for selfish gain. Have your sons spread my word as to make others feel bad for opposing my rule, as i am the lord and i am your Shepard and you are my sheep no make a sheep noise for daddy i mean god me cause i am lord! Book of bull verse four chapter one

The above writing was stolen from a clay pot in a strawberry sunday with little slices of bananas on top which i ordered at planet hollywood which was served by mel gibson as he needs the work these days, it was written on a tiny white piece of paper so i can only assume god did it because the edges had fancy gold trim like those bibles in churches. the clay pot read first draft of the one true book of our lords words or something, by some guy who i think was my gardener once before the wife had him deported for staring at her in what she assures me was sexual lust after smoking a marijuana cigarette three years of therapy later and she is finally claiming down, i still think hey zues was a great guy tho always smiling at me and the wife and thanking us profusely each time we gathered on the back deck five stories above the estate to throw loose change at him as a family the kids have never been closer and are in fact filming their first pornographic incest film as we speak! they told me it was going to be called hey sis, oh wait your just my aunty.

Actually i’m just fed up with hypocritical bullshit christians spew in the name of a book written by men to shame women and get them to be subservient ruining strong women everywhere for those that want them! it’s not only satire it’s based on everyday things i see whole christian organizations do! i am none religious myself but belie we have some kind of loose construct of a soul that surfs eternally threw the cosmos after we shed this stupid meat sac i can already tell i will spend most of my time pretending to be a new star shaped like the middle finger pointed at earth! i can also say i hate cats for being cock blockers it’s hard to get your freak on when your air way is closing up because guys are dicks to beautiful women and as a result your one of five humans she trusts but has a cat, because she automatically assumes your just like them. Fawk eh! now i’m off to go spank it to the ghost of a woman who killed herself after being given an award for distinction at a all girls catholic school for keeping her mouth shut about keeping her mouth open for the priests!  hear she gets naked on the clock and i think thats hot after 174 years of life after death she still finds time to give sick perverts a chub! have a nice day this is fucking vulgar i love it!

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Published by: lumenuniverse

I write fiction, do street art, used to paint trains but that's really hard when your old, they just always seemed so dull and NY had better trains then we did with more color so i always liked throwing paint at my trains, I have one main blog which is my idea board which you are probably free to steel from just don't let me catch you with my more professional lawyers, I was depressed at one point in life because people kept pointing out i was different then them thanks, I guess i am, I don't fit in anywhere particular but I'm pretty happy because it seems like instead i fit in everywhere. I occasionally use grape vines to talk at some people, which are slow but un hack-able, I'm also my own medical researcher and a host of other nifty job titles i don't mind doing for myself it makes me happier each day! I am intelligent to the point where i'm hyper curious about things so i tend to ask alot of question about stuff if peole dont piss on me for having the super human ability of curiosity which keeps me learning despite a system that turned its back on me long ago, I still survive and write, one day i might go public but considering I'm probably wanted in my home town and don't even know it because i never got caught i don't often clue people in on who i am on earth, on the inter webs. while i have many masks that may seems scary even to some people I'm genuinely just a man making his community a better place to live for everyone he talks to that ever had a sad story who erased my metal ass face? I liked my metal face?

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