How to get drunk like a pro!

First off let me say this hear in Victoria BC we get alot of rich fuckwads who thinks there money buys them rights that make them special. Everyday water is wasted running street sweepers threw down town! tons of energy is wasted while looking the other way about the drunken bullshit pulled by spoilt little trust fund brats who dont know the first thing about things in the actual world!

1. Its really fun to get piss wasted go to parties and not get your ass kicked! I love doing that its always a great time!

2. Know your limit and your limit is where your to drunk to know who the fuck your pissing off other then that have fun and if that limit is over the line to the point of ODing on alcohol head that line first!

3. After the party is over go home take your bitches and go home dont go roaming threw residential nieghborhoods waking up everyone, and if someone tell your group to shut the fuck up, you best do it and here is fuckibg why! First off club owners go to great expense to cover your drunken revalry in the club everything from bouncers to lawyers to keep them doors open because the temprance movement is still alive in a fringe sort of cultish way called AA! So before you go and be a terrible patron pissing of said owners nieghbors by disrespecting the fucking comunity you better fuckig remeber this, if you cant well dont expect not to get knocked out, its your own fucking fault like when a stupid cop gets killed!

4.if its gotten to the point where your bitch needs to stick up for you cause you cant stick up for her or you, you best runn likea mother fucker and never look back and forget what you saw or may or may not have heard!

5. Whining about getting shut up is not allowed their is plenty of places to be loud after a good night out they are called after hours clubs if your to drunk to know that spend your money on a cab you probably shouldnt be left alone to make bad choices!

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Published by: mitch fourtwenty

I write fiction, do street art, used to paint trains but that's really hard when your old, they just always seemed so dull and NY had better trains then we did with more color so i always liked throwing paint at my trains, I have one main blog which is my idea board which you are probably free to steel from just don't let me catch you with my more professional lawyers, I was depressed at one point in life because people kept pointing out i was different then them thanks, I guess i am, I don't fit in anywhere particular but I'm pretty happy because it seems like instead i fit in everywhere. I occasionally use grape vines to talk at some people, which are slow but un hack-able, I'm also my own medical researcher and a host of other nifty job titles i don't mind doing for myself it makes me happier each day! I am intelligent to the point where i'm hyper curious about things so i tend to ask alot of question about stuff if peole dont piss on me for having the super human ability of curiosity which keeps me learning despite a system that turned its back on me long ago, I still survive and write, one day i might go public but considering I'm probably wanted in my home town and don't even know it because i never got caught i don't often clue people in on who i am on earth, on the inter webs. while i have many masks that may seems scary even to some people I'm genuinely just a man making his community a better place to live for everyone he talks to that ever had a sad story who erased my metal ass face? I liked my metal face?

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