Only a flesh wound! Warning minor gore

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So like me you just went for a second morning run! And you took a spill congratz on aquireing a manly flesh wound to show off. SO WHAT NEXT

Step 1

Pick yourself the up off the forest floor its no big deal if you fall well like myself! Then finish your run!

Step 2

Get back to camp get a clean rag and some clean water! Clean that mother fucker gently at this point it is acceptable to whince a little from the pain but not loud enough for people to hear this isnt emotional pain after all!

Step 3

After cleaning out the dirt get some soap on that bitch! Scrub it clean and hit a shower iff you can!

The end resualts of a mostly clean wound look like this

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After all that enjoy bragging about how you ran out the bush with blood dripping down your leg and claim to have fought no less then two bears a cougar and a wolf pack!

Oh yeah almost forgot hear is another waterfall pic as a thanks for learning to clean your own wounds that arent serious! Hopefully no live tutorials on splinting yourself up this trip! 20150513_085715

Ss

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Published by: mitch fourtwenty

I write fiction, do street art, used to paint trains but that's really hard when your old, they just always seemed so dull and NY had better trains then we did with more color so i always liked throwing paint at my trains, I have one main blog which is my idea board which you are probably free to steel from just don't let me catch you with my more professional lawyers, I was depressed at one point in life because people kept pointing out i was different then them thanks, I guess i am, I don't fit in anywhere particular but I'm pretty happy because it seems like instead i fit in everywhere. I occasionally use grape vines to talk at some people, which are slow but un hack-able, I'm also my own medical researcher and a host of other nifty job titles i don't mind doing for myself it makes me happier each day! I am intelligent to the point where i'm hyper curious about things so i tend to ask alot of question about stuff if peole dont piss on me for having the super human ability of curiosity which keeps me learning despite a system that turned its back on me long ago, I still survive and write, one day i might go public but considering I'm probably wanted in my home town and don't even know it because i never got caught i don't often clue people in on who i am on earth, on the inter webs. while i have many masks that may seems scary even to some people I'm genuinely just a man making his community a better place to live for everyone he talks to that ever had a sad story who erased my metal ass face? I liked my metal face?

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